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My Phone Can Read My Mind

Does your phone read your mind? Mine does. No question about it!

I mean, we have known for years that “big brother” is watching us. Listening in on our conversations and spying on us through our electronics. But it has gone so much farther than that. I have proof that my phone can read my mind!

black cell phone, blue-green background

Oh, wait…I need to take my phone into the other room and disconnect from the internet.

Ok…anyway, I was saying that our electronics are so advanced that I’m not sure anymore if I’m using them or if they’re using me!

I realize that G-o-0g-l3 (scrambled the name on purpose), anyway—I realize that all my electronics are signed into G-o-0g-l3, so I’m not surprised when I start searching something on my phone it begins to show up in my search suggestions on my computer.

And I can almost understand it when I go to a furniture store and I start receiving ads the next day for furniture through G-o-0g-l3 ads. I assume it’s because I’m being tracked by G-o-0g-l3 maps.

Or if I’m talking on my phone or I go out to lunch with someone and our phones are laying on the table, G-o-0g-l3 is using some kind of spyware to listen in so they can send me “targeted ads”.

But here recently it’s been much creepier than that!

Wait…I saw a small light flicker in the corner of my computer. Let me encrypt this page. I’ll be right back.

Ok, so I was saying that I can understand that G-o-0g-l3 may be able to pick up on some of the activities I’m doing and start loading my FB feeds and sidebar ads with their targeted suggestions, but here lately things are showing up that I don’t even talk to anyone about, or haven’t even researched online.

mobile screen icons

I know I sound paranoid, but it’s happened on at least 3 occasions!

The 1st time I thought it was just a coincidence. I had been watching a lot of Y0utoob (disguising the name) about keto and low carb dieting. And I “thought” (didn’t say anything, just thought about it), but I thought, “I wonder if this diet would have a negative effect on me since I don’t have a gall bladder?”

I had that thought while I was fixing dinner, and before I went to bed that evening I received this link from Thomas DeLauer, “Tips for Keto with no Gallbladder”.

Hmm, that was convenient, I didn’t even have to search for it.

A week or so later, I was a little discouraged, maybe just disappointed, that although I was losing weight, I wasn’t losing it as quickly as I had hoped. So, as I was standing in front of the mirror I thought, “I wish I could do something to quickly get rid of my belly fat.”

The next time I opened my phone I noticed a link of a video was sent to me from Dr. Berg called, “How to Lose Belly fat: FAST!

Seriously? I mean, that’s a coincidence. Right?

But when it happened the third time, I knew someone or something was somehow tapping into my brain waves and reading my mind!!

A few nights ago I was getting ready for bed and I thought, “Apple cider vinegar helps with weight loss. I wonder how much I should drink and how often?” By the time I got out of the shower the next morning, I had a notice from Y0utoob sharing a link from Dr. Nick Zyrowski called, “How Much Apple Cider Vinegar Should You Drink?” And the next video that popped up was another video of his called, “When To Drink Apple Cider Vinegar For Best Results”.

Coincidence? Or just creepy?!

I don’t know how it’s happening. How can my phone be reading my mind? Wait…it’s an A-p=pl3 phone (misspelled). And we all know the symbolism of the original A-p=pl3 and how it was used to deceive mankind.

bitten apple Apple logo

Maybe my A-p=pl3 phone is trying to control my life. Maybe it’s not really my idea to be eating the keto diet. Maybe G-o-0g-l3, A-p=pl3, and Y0utoob are so advanced in artificial intelligence that they are taking over my mind and making me believe that the things I am watching and reading and buying are my ideas.

What other reason would there be for being able to put things on my phone that I was only thinking about? How else would they know what was in my mind?

I mean, it’s not like I talk out loud to myself, right?

Hmm, “Hey Siri, do I talk to myself out loud.”

Siri: “I don’t have an opinion on that.”

Yeah, right. Just another diversion tactic.


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